Cute things that children say

My cousin's daughter is 6 years old, very smart, creative, and honest (perhaps brutally so).

Here are some cute things that she has said:

"This morning, I went to say good morning to the fish, and it burped!"

Me: "how do you know that it burped?"

"I heard it!! It was extremely loud."

In the cab:

"I smell alcohol!!"

Cab driver: "nah, it's just beetle nut" (beetle nut is like chewing tobacco, sort of)

"Chewing beetle nut is really bad, I have a friend..." (before being shushed)

When watching the music video for Mamma Mia, by ABBA: "That girl has really big boobs"

To her mom going for dinner with friends:

"Don't come home too late, I won't be able to sleep until you are home!!! You must be home before 9!"

While her grandma is cooking: "Raising a child is extremely tiring!"

To her grandma: "I keep farting today!"

To me: "I just farted."

Me: "thanks for the warning."

Her: "it smells really bad."