Monday, January 9, 2012

Night Market and Night Club


A building...yes, sorry about the lack of touristy pictures! This is a typical neighborhood in Taiwan.

My favorite thing about Taiwan is the food. My second favorite is the night markets (which also have a lot of food).

Over the past two days, I went to two of them. First, I when to Jing Mei night market to eat with relatives. There, I had sweet potato fries (better than american ones, since they put cinnamon and sugar on it), roasted chicken butt and chicken skin, Taiwanese sausage, stinky tofu, and bubble tea. I didn't get a chance to do a lot of shopping there, since I was with my grandmother. The food however, was awesome. I will probably try to go back to do some shopping.

The next day, I when to She Da night market, which mostly had clothing. In the past, most night markets that I went to did not sell a lot of clothing, but this market had more stores for young people. As a result, I got to see what is trendy in Taiwan today. Since it is winter, it was mostly sweaters, but the Victorian look seems to be really popular. There were lots of things with lace, and little wool hats, and more muted colors. I kept refraining from trying on stuff but could not remember why--they I finally tried on a jacket, and remembered. Trying stuff on in Taiwan makes me feel enormously fat. I can't button up anything! The sales ladies try to be nice, and say things like, "oh, it's because you have such beautiful big boobs!", but their eyes widen a bit before they are able to properly conceal how appalled they are by my fatness. Of course, I don't actually think I'm fat, since I live in America, where I happen to be a size small...I forget that I'm the Taiwanese equivalent of Queen Latifah.

Of course, after not fitting into multiple pieces of clothing, I bought a bunch of earrings and necklaces (mismatched earrings seem to be in now) and headed for the food section, where I had oyster pancake!

Since it's almost New Year, there are certain Taiwanese specialties. For example, Gua Bao--this is a sandwich made with pork belly, sour vegetables, peanut powder, and cilantro. It is amazing. There is also a New Year market, which I will go to on Wednesday. I also had amazing chicken butt near my aunt's house.

A word on chicken butt, since it is one of my favorite allegedly gross foods. It was sold all over the place, but for a while it was banned because cooking it causes too much smoke and is bad for the environment. Now I think people either fry it or boil it first before putting it one the grill, to eliminate the smoke issue.

As for Taiwanese night clubs--well, I only went to one bar and one club. The bar, called "fourplay," had amazing drinks. You can tell them a fruit that you like, and they will design a drink with that fruit. They also have a series of drinks called the drug series (which I did not see). The only place that I've seen white people in Taiwan is in the bar and the club I went to. The club was called Myst. It is very nice, and bigger than any club I have ever seen, even in New York. It probably is an enormous fire hazard, especially since smoking is allowed inside. The people inside the night clubs are all really, really good looking, more so than in New York. I guess the door policy there is really strict. There are some weird fashion choices, like men wearing uggs. Apparently girls never pay for anything, since guys, even guy friends, are responsible for the entire tab because they are men. It was an interesting experience, but the smoke inside was too much for me, so I left early.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Cute things that children say

My cousin's daughter is 6 years old, very smart, creative, and honest (perhaps brutally so).

Here are some cute things that she has said:

"This morning, I went to say good morning to the fish, and it burped!"
Me: "how do you know that it burped?"
"I heard it!! It was extremely loud."

In the cab:
"I smell alcohol!!"
Cab driver: "nah, it's just beetle nut" (beetle nut is like chewing tobacco, sort of)
"Chewing beetle nut is really bad, I have a friend..." (before being shushed)

When watching the music video for Mamma Mia, by ABBA: "That girl has really big boobs"

To her mom going for dinner with friends:
"Don't come home too late, I won't be able to sleep until you are home!!! You must be home before 9!"

While her grandma is cooking: "Raising a child is extremely tiring!"

To her grandma: "I keep farting today!"

To me: "I just farted."
Me: "thanks for the warning."
Her: "it smells really bad."

Taiwan!

Street stands
Market near my grandmother's house
Favorite bakery in the world!


I haven't been back to Taiwan for 7 years. While I had been expecting everything to be very different, I wasn't surprised to find that much was still exactly the same. When the garbage truck comes along, it blares the fur elise so that everyone knows to come downstairs to throw out their garbage. At my grandmother's place, the local market is still stocked by the same stores, same bosses, in pretty much the same order. The streets are still extremely narrow, many of them will only allow one car at a time. Every turn has to be made slowly, as motorcyclists dart around the larger cars and skid through the alleys, brushing by old people tottering on canes and little children. Nobody seems to blink an eye, while I'm slightly horrified at how reckless Taiwanese people drive. I suppose living in America, and driving in the spacious Bay Area suburbs, has made me spoiled and weak in the face of real urban traffic. The streets of Taipei make Manhattan look civilized and orderly.

I will not be doing a lot of touristy things in Taipei, since I am mostly visiting family, shopping, and gaining the usual 5 pounds I gain every time I go to Taipei. Law school has basically sucked the life out of me, and though I'm not emaciated, I am noticeably thinner, especially since I lost all my baby fat. My appalled grandmother has been force feeding me everything, and taking great offense or looking extremely hurt if I refuse to eat, or eat less than what she deems appropriate.

Here is a list of what I plan to eat over the next few weeks:
Oyster Pancake
Bubble tea (they have this in the states now, and it's pretty much the same, but still)
Beef noodle soup
Taiwanese sausages
Chicken butt (or tail)
Candied strawberries
Chive fried dumplings

I'm sure I'm forgetting some stuff.

On a positive note, I found out that my favorite Taiwanese bakery, Hong Yeh, has a store in New York, Flushing!! They make amazing chocolate cake with fresh whipped cream.